How to annoy your teachers in a dozen steps

(Not responsible for any low grades you WILL receive)

1. Ask to go to the bathroom everyday when they are teaching
2. Complain that you don't want to work.
3. Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography.
4. Follow my how to fail page
5. Sing and make weird noises when they are teaching
6. Talk without being called on
7. Constantly get up, and sharpen your pencil, or blow your nose.
8. Type every word in different colors and in different fonts, and word sizes.
9. uSE vERy wIERD PUNCTation, AND spElling] Fro Example Hello) my name? is zACH i HaTE "THi'S claSs? HOW R U!!
10. Use chat acronyms in your paper about prezident Lincoln.
    For example: Hey wat up dawg? Sup? yeah me report is 'bout Abe L. He grew up w/o his bro. Isn't that so sad :( I luv abe lincoln was waz the coolest ever> LOL OMG he fought a war! yeah man, he waz fightin' oh yeah He went to war ASAP yup,? well thatz the end of me totallly flippin awesome papar! I hope I get an A cross!!! (A+) u rock teacher!!!! Whoo!!
11. Ask how long a paper has to be.
12. Refer to all historical people by nicknames. For example, call George Washington "Georgie", and Benjamin Franklin "Sparky"