A Dozen Homework Excuses

1. I ran out of paper.
2. My calculators are all solar powered, and it was cloudy outside.
3. I went to a game last night and didn't have time.
4. I wrote it on invisible paper, and can't find it.
5. I was sick.
6. I'm allergic to pencils and pens.
7. Aliens took it, from my backpack.
8. I didn't feel like doing it.
9. My "parents" threw it away, "accidentally."
10. I didn't have time to do it on the bus, or in 1st period.
11. "We had homework?"
12. I was to busy looking for a homework excuse.